November 5, 2009


Dudes, if you find yourself sick with swine flu, please refrain from making out with your cat. Really, it’s not fair to the cat. Also not okay to make out with when you’re sick:  Chorizo, your pet pig;  your dog MazelTov;  little children; pregnant women; pregnant children. All of these populations are vulnerable to catching swine flu. Keep your airborne viral particles to yerself!!!


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